David

David is a asshole he is also a lier so if your are dating a David break up with him ... also he is secretly gay

David is gay

by David Leanadro October 15, 2019

David

A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof

That guy right there he's a david

by Montombo May 2, 2018

davidation

All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.

David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.

by zeroLogic90 September 5, 2017

david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV

Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.

by wanker321 October 9, 2017

george david turner

a very handsom sexy beast of a man who will destroy any one in bed he has a very big cock and nows how to listen while he fucks youre bestfreind, he alsop plays the guitar so he is very good at strumming the g string.

he such a george david turner

by gogo david March 22, 2017

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017