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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024
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CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.
A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”
by childescat April 23, 2024
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Golden Child

(Similar: Indigo child, shining one, silver-child, moon-child, fire-child & sun-child).

1. A child of a divinity, (esp. a fire/light/sun one)/born from light/the sun/fire, has a golden aura, gold spiritual blood, gold spiritual eyes, light or fire powers and was destined to incarnate as a mortal on a divine mission for their divinities.

2. A light, fire or sun divinity, (such as Apollo, the Olympian sun god or his winged male muse children).

3. An angel or winged guardian of light, (such as starchild demigods or the seraphim that is destined to destroy evil as the prophecy fortold).

(They may be very humble like Jesus or vain like Apollo. It just depends on who their divine parent is).
The nurse exclaimed, 'This child is a golden child, because you can see it in the way it's eyes glow, in the sun. They shall save the world.'
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 8, 2024
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Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.
I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.
by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024
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High Child

Mars / @Human_3562
She is a high child.
by Gogurte_Empire May 29, 2024
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gay child and parents

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
by stevington_ May 30, 2024
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