Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

man-nibbler

Beautiful and charismatic but only breaks half your heart. A man-eater in training.

You're lucky she was only a man-nibbler, but you're still a dumbass.

by haebaybay December 14, 2009

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

Urban Man

An absolute fucking chad

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022

Hoodie man

A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.

"Kwite is a hoodie man."

by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

Fourth Man

The fourth man is the person who simultaneously tosses salad and licks the sounddock in a sounddock salad.

This is often used as a hyperbole.

I would rather be the fourth man the rest of my life than help you with your math homework.

by captb3a August 6, 2010