Zoph

Person with a huge ego. Often used to refer to incredibly arrogant bastards like Gilgamesh, main character in one of the most know Greek Dramas.

Damn man. Why is it that there is always a Zoph near me?

by NNV -The Original- October 17, 2008

Zompopapoolas

A creepy douchebag who is of native american decent. Hails from the yup yup tribe. Have been know to be "high-revers" Good at supplying alcohol to everyone. Most Zompopapoolas's drive gay ass Ford Rangers. Generally used as an insult.

YUP YUP YUP YUP P90X TURBOENCABULATOR!

You fucking Zompopapoolas!

by The DangerZone February 1, 2010

Zomghitafg

an extreme variant of zomg omfg and omg.
full meaning : oh my hardcore in the ass fucking god.

it is used when extreme disbelief and frustration accurs.

it was first used by a crazy dutch guy named leon(zergleon)

zomghitafg how th did i lose i was 10 points ahead.

by ZergLeon November 28, 2010

Zompo

Zombie hippopotamus. They reside in a part of West Africa that can't be reached unless you dig a hole exactly 93 feet 8 inches in the ground and stand in the hole for 6 and a half hours. You can only eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew during this time. Once you climb out of the hole after the 6 and a half hours are up, you will find yourself in The Unknown Region of Africa. The Zompos should be all around you watching. If they aren't, they probably just don't give a shit.
Oh and make sure you don't get killed. Sometimes that happens when you fuck with Zompos.

**Please don't try this because Zompos are not real. I shouldn't have to say that but there are some stupid ass people in the world so just don't be a dumbass.**

Stupid Kids: "Hey dude, we're gonna go try to ride a Zompo tonight. You wanna come?"
Smart Billy: "Nope."

by Ro-Bay June 11, 2011

zophu

A small animal living in the Australian desert . It answers to the name of Fred . It's medium hight with little hair and takes a long time to eat it's dinner . It has an abnormally huge nose which can be dangerous when turning around .

Oh no a zophu just hit me in the face with it's nose .

by Allllaaaaaaaaaaan July 30, 2016

Zompcalypse

When the apocalypse is caused by Zombies, or Zombies cause the apocalypse.

Dude, the zompcalypse reminds me of The Walking Dead.

by Eloquent Rex June 18, 2016

Zumph

When a nigga so ugly you can't see them

Jeff: Nigga this place is empty as fuck

Jeff2: Probably just zumphs

by Dddddjqksodkwj June 19, 2018