Millennial Beatnik

A young hipster douchebag that thinks pseudo-intellectualism and excessive drug use makes them more enlightened than the rest of us.

Do you see that knob wearing a beret and thick-rimmed glasses? Must be a millennial beatnik.

by bronzenotbrown May 4, 2021

Basement Millennial

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this

We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

by Noot Noot Mc.Scoot Scoot January 30, 2019

Boomer Millennials

Millennials acting like boomers.

*Groupchat*
Person 1: "We are eating chocolate covered fruits"
Person 2: "So you guys are Boomer Millennials now?"

by YourDeepestWetDream March 5, 2020

ok millennial

the proper response to moments when millennials do dumb millennial shit but think they're better than the other generations, specifically zoomers, despite being objectively the most annoying generation in human history.

Zoomer: ugh I want to die
Millennial: ACTUALLY suicide jokes perpetuate ancient standards of bigotry and racism. educate yourself child.
Zoomer: ok millennial

by youaremumghey January 22, 2020

stupid millennial

The only kind of millennial there is.

See also entitled millennial

That stupid millennial turned down a dream job because he refuses to get out of bed before 10am. That and he cannot afford the lease on his Escalade.

by Cider, Richard N October 13, 2018

Millennialize

When you take something that isn't from the millennial time frame and give it millenial qualities by adding fads from the millennial time frame.

Katie and Lexie repainted the renaissance painting with a fidget spinner, galaxy print, and a septum piercing in it as a way to millennialize it.

by goldenrennaissancenipples August 23, 2017

Millennialitis

A mental disease that causes people born between 1981 and 2001 to believe that they are the smartest, coolest, and most entitled group of people that have ever lived. The disease is usually cured by inevitable doses of reality and eventual maturity.

Jason left a good job because he wanted to be on television and have his own TV reality show about his life. He is suffering from millennialitis.

by JaySon27 April 10, 2019