Wrinkles

Something that other people have...

Everyone has wrinkles, except you.

by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010

Wrinkleton

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

by gwlad October 6, 2010

wrank

Adjective
Past the point of disgustingly foul, to the realm of impossible.

1. Those kicks are wrank. Can I have them?
2. Man, that was the wrankest crossover ever performed. It made my ankles hurt.

by badical February 25, 2015

wrinkle

Penis going down, being turned-off

Don't go near me, you'll make me wrinkle.

by o0lilazndemo0o February 9, 2007

wrinklebag

1. An old, wrinkley person.
2. An individual wearing an article of clothing that is heavily wrinkled.

1. She's older than those wrinklebags on The Golden Girls.
2. I didn't have time to iron my clothes and now I'm a complete wrinklebag.

by Surely Funke November 8, 2008

Wrinkle Neck

Noun. Best described as a singular unit of excrement. Person acting out in an obnoxious or unruly manner.

My neighbor's dog left a huge pile of wrinkle necks on my lawn.

My neighbor is a wrinkle neck for allowing his dog to crap on my lawn.

When Fred drinks, he can really be a total wrinkle neck.

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Wrinkled Cheeto

An elderly person that has a bad spray tan

"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"

"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto

by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011