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lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer
Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret
by Painy July 25, 2016
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Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.
Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.
by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017
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Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.
"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"
by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022
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You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.
Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022
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Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret
by Soloshit June 5, 2022
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post-replying regret

when you post a cringe reply and instantly regret it
You : "I shouldn’t had made that post ..."
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"
by Naerin January 3, 2021
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Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.
I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.
by Pancakes1234 June 27, 2017
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