Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work

Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Infinity wipe

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.

After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".

by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008

wipedoubt

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

by BChil September 14, 2012

Wipe his nose

Modern slang term (Verb) and means going up to someone and robbing or kiling them.

We wipe his nose, just like he had him a cold -Shotta Flow, by NLE Choppa

by Juicestus January 17, 2020

Gib wipe

A phrase commonly used by players of "escape from tarkov" when a update to the game is near.

When an update goes live, the game gets wiped, hence the phrase *gib wipe*

Some players just use the ASCII art:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ to symbolise gib wipe

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Nikita, gib wipe

by _N3m_ August 15, 2019

Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

High Wipe

When someone smells because they wipe their ass too high up and don't actually wipe anything, missing everything in the process and hence why they stink.
(Seen in Sextuplets movie)

"Oh he stinks"
"That's definitely a high wipe"

by Zline August 17, 2019