pecker wind

A rare triumph in the sex life of a male which occurs when the air from a queef is felt upon the penis.

(After peeing in the woods) That piss was more refreshing than my last pecker wind I caught.

by Hi_C November 6, 2015

April Winds

A feeling of liberty or independence.

Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

Walk wind

The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.

Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.

Office worker 2:- Sue him.

by Ma_hom April 2, 2008

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

by Masn December 4, 2007

caught wind

When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.

Fuck! I already caught wind!

by Mywaytoday October 20, 2017