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by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.
Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.
Office worker 2:- Sue him.
Office worker 2:- Sue him.
by Ma_hom April 2, 2008

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha
man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass
dude its true
man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag
wow dude you really think that about me
yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind
ok dude you made it clear to me now wow
man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass
dude its true
man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag
wow dude you really think that about me
yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind
ok dude you made it clear to me now wow
by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.
by Mywaytoday October 20, 2017

by Masn December 4, 2007
