It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016
Get the dead windmug. a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011
Get the the wind took itmug. You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
Get the Pissing in the windmug. The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.
Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.
Office worker 2:- Sue him.
Office worker 2:- Sue him.
by Ma_hom April 2, 2008
Get the Walk windmug. by Masn December 4, 2007
Get the Wind Internetmug. When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.
by Mywaytoday October 20, 2017
Get the caught windmug. Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
by Aulderath April 19, 2014
Get the beef windmug.