Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

The most retardant, Vile, horrible and worst thing known to man

Gen A kid: Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

Gen z, y and x kid: BRO WHAT THE FU--

by BUSmen January 20, 2024

DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Using your cell phone while driving.

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.

by WillHavoc December 13, 2012

Atter ‘while

Sic (after awhile) In southern appalachia, it can mean anywhere between two hours and two days.

(It’s 7:00pm, spoken over the phone) “Tell her to shut the hell up, I’ll be there atter ‘while!”. Shows up at 10 or 11 the next day, either hungover or comin’ down (maybe with a boner).

by John Damn Hall December 14, 2022

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025