Weed Eater

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

Weed Scraper

A stoner who is broke as fuck so they desperately scrape every bit of weed particle from their grinders every single day till the next time they can buy more

Bobby: shut up fat bitch
Shmurda: atleast I’m not broke you dirty weed scraper

by Bootedbeus May 20, 2023

tree weed

noun: Term for a Canadian residing in England.

"How's it going, Tree Weed?"

by Jamie D Allen June 7, 2005

Wacky Weed Adventure

An adventure you have while high. Pineapple Express, Cheech and Chong, Harold And Kumar are examples of this

Hey Vince your not going to believe what happened me and alex were on a wacky weed adventure!

by PurpleGanja April 29, 2009

brown weed

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.

"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."

by Dank Darryl September 12, 2013

Seedy Weedies

A gang of teenagers who believe they are so cool that they can fix global warming. Neglected by society, Seedies Weedies define the group of outcasts who unite together to boost their confidence and ego. Seedies Weedies are good people, who make decisions which enforces social suicide. Ultimately, being a Seedy Weedy can mean more than one thing, however one thing’s for sure, they are the shit.

Wow, now he’s a part of the Seedy Weedies for conquering that act of public indecency!

by theshitthatdoesntshitonanyone February 9, 2019

Weeb Weed

Marijuana that is grown in Japan.

My friend had some Weeb Weed he got from his trip to Hokkaido, so we smoked it, watched anime and ate all of the snacks he brought back.

by haha_Lost Boys November 10, 2019