random weird

A person who says real weird random things without knowing it and later finds out how weird and random it was

that darragh one is random weird isn't he, he said I was like a sister and I'm a dude

by it's me JC! June 16, 2009

Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character

The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.

by Wade Poole July 23, 2018

Weird Lie

Similar to weird workie, weird lie describes when someone lies about something that is, well, weird or unnecessary to lie about.

Boy 1: Yeah, he told me he can't hang today because he had to stay after for English.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.

by askldnasdlkas June 17, 2010

weird al

One of the cleverest musicans everywhere, because he makes a living by insulting other bands.

Weird al rules

by Nick February 21, 2004

weirdness

A situation that arises in which there is no immediate explanation or solution. Most likely a one time incident and will never happen again, no matter how hard you try. Makes computer techs crazy.

I would have left work on time if this weirdness wouldn't have come up.

by vengstro June 22, 2006

Weird Dreams

My weird Dream

Clowns n Mimes

It starts that a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream.

enjoy :D

by Green February 15, 2005

weird shit

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck

"Dude I just took a weird shit this morning."

by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017