Weekend Juul

A juul tHat is strictly used for weekend festivities with “the boys”. Usually used out at the bars or nightclubs.

Yo bro, did you bring your weekend Juul out with you tonight? Heard there’s gonna be a ton of talent at the bars.

by Brodude453 May 14, 2018

The Freaky Weekend

Three consecutive nights of pure 50 shades of Grey fucking. This can involve any type of sex, fore play, fetishes, role play, etc...

Bro, me and my girl tried The Freaky Weekend ...and it was lit!! I never thought I’d like a finger in my ass.

by Chiefbombdick April 23, 2018

hoe weekend

Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.

Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend

by Rackard February 18, 2017

vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

Homecuming Weekend

When upperclassmen college girls revert back the their whorish frosh tendencies upon the return of male recent alumni to campus.

Pharmacy Technician (Saturday morning): What happened last night at that college next door?? Plan-B is flying off the shelf this morning!

Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...

by Bobby Burncoat October 31, 2012

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.

My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.

by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013