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Weasel lips 

A girl who sometimes doesn't think before she does things and is very sorry and wishes she had a time machine, but doesn't have bad intentions, and when given the chance tries to be the best girlfriend ever because she is crazy about her man.
Weasel lips made a joke that her man got really mad about and now she is trying to fix it.
Weasel lips by maria43 July 17, 2010
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weasel piss

weasel piss to mean the bottom of a drink by which people say is mostly spit.
ex. 1

Dude: "Yo man, you wanna finish this?"

Man: "Nah dude, I don't want your weasel piss."

ex. 2

Dude: "Hey, there's a little left in here."

Bro: "That's all weasel piss."
weasel piss by Sittin' Easy March 29, 2009

weasel wardancer

An idiot that thinks her life is FreeOldies forum, and that anyone who messes with it, is personally insulting her.

She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?

She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:

"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...

long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...

guy with problem: thanks long time member!

newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!

long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her

long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules

newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?

weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO

newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again

weasel: that post will get DELETED

long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!

weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"

And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.

Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.

If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.

And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
Being in FreeOldies is like being in nazi Germany when Weasel Wardancer is around.
weasel wardancer by Shenmoo June 17, 2004

Weasel's 

The Weasel AKA "La Rata" is an accomplice of Nooger. Weasel's are recognized by a bald odd shaped head and inferior sun glasses. Although not as deadly as a Nooger it is still a force to be reckoned with.
"Archeologists discover what seem to be the remains of a Weasel."
Weasel's by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

weasel butter 

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.
Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.
weasel butter by original gasbag October 2, 2013

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.
I want to get weasel-faced.
weasel-faced by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008

weasel boy

a boy who looks like a weasel AKA james from billericay
james, your a dirty little stinky weasel boy
but why??
cos i said so.