Douche weasel

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 02, 2017
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Chillin' with the Weasel

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.
Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.
by PC Holmes March 26, 2009
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Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.
those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.
by emily adams September 04, 2006
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Cock weasel

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.
AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel
by James Ripley October 26, 2004
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cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine
Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!
by Matt K. May 27, 2003
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Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin
Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night
by Mrurbandictinary May 09, 2016
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Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.
Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018
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