Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 05, 2023

Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand April 20, 2006

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 06, 2020

Shaggy walnut

Scrotum

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!

by Nuphagus April 12, 2020

the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 26, 2020

Walnut

What you would call someone who calls themselves a gamer by playing mobile games

"Are you a gamer?"
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."

by The Guy Down The Street888 December 10, 2018

Walnut

Walnut, a nickname for the most beautiful and perfect person in the world. She doesn't know that though.

One day I will marry walnut, I love you walnut.

by Donethat03 August 05, 2021