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minimum wage warrior 

An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.
Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...
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Starvation Wages

Compensation set so low that it systematically fails to meet the basic requirements for human survival, despite full-time employment. Starvation wages are not accidents of the market but deliberate features of late-stage capitalism—calculated precisely to keep workers alive enough to work but desperate enough to accept any condition. They represent the point where the wage form itself becomes a mechanism of slow violence: you work, you earn, you still cannot afford food, housing, healthcare, or rest. The term deliberately evokes its literal meaning: wages that produce starvation, whether immediate (literal hunger) or structural (the starvation of possibility, of dignity, of future). Starvation wages are the economic foundation upon which hyperslavery is built.
Example: "He worked forty hours, took home checks that didn't cover rent, ate once a day, and was told to budget better. He wasn't underpaid; he was paid Starvation Wages—compensation calculated to keep him alive but never free."

biden minimuge wage 

This is described as lower than low like so low it is shorter than kevin heart
you are literlly paying me BIDEN MINIMUGE WAGE i could get more money from picking a banana off the floor and selling it to a crocodile
biden minimuge wage by dangy125 August 30, 2021

ID MON WAGER LOSS 

It is when a person denies being someone they are due to extreme shaming.loss of a SLAM DUNK sure bet that backfires.
Well ID MON WAGER LOSS is no other than as was said in $50 = $49,999,950 has become a corporate embarrassment as it flipped to " JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE has no RETENTION BONUS as the $49,999,950 $50 is way more as it was said how BIG WHEELS does it has miserably failed so he is scampering the FAG REVENGE methodology by trying to cause massive trouble for ANAL ALAN but the thing is I would think OLIVIA-NEWTON JOHN and her MCA SINGLE would have been way more important but you know what they say , " LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN" at least that is what MURPHY SAYS.

double the wage 

"well, i think im ready to double the wage."

Flipping burgers at minimum wage

a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔