A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
Get the Sausage Vulturemug. A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own
“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
by We’re poor October 10, 2022
Get the Trauma vulturemug. A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)
office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...
office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
by yoohooman7 June 18, 2008
Get the soda vulturemug. A person who declines an offer of food until the food arrives, at which point they begin circling and opportunistic stealing
She said she wasn't hungry, but when I only ordered enough for myself she went all Taco Vulture on me.
by The BONEMASTER July 8, 2017
Get the Taco Vulturemug. A person of African culture who steals other cultures then claims a race they have stolen from has no culture
Culture vulture says"Only we can have dread's" when wearing an item of clothing or playing a sport from that races culture
by It's a two way street March 5, 2021
Get the Culture vulturemug. A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.
Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture
by SteelWhiskers May 27, 2016
Get the social vulturemug. Someone that moans about how sad the death of a celebrity is, yet never talks about all of the normal people that die every day. Very trendy to do on Social Media, including Facebook, Tumblr, etc.
by Unrepentant13 August 13, 2014
Get the Fame Vulturemug.