uptalk

When you make yourself or someone else seem better or stronger than they actually are by implying false things

lets say bob is a weak little nerd with a girlfriend, lucy.

lucy says to the big popular guy, zane, who just tried to kiss her

"if bob finds out, you're gone!!"

lucy just uptalked bob

by [..+JaDe+..] April 18, 2006

uptown friday

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

by prettykittykat March 6, 2010

uptowns

the place where all the white guys from the depot (i.e. dogfuckers) go, nowhere near uptown, but compared to whoreleons some guys think it is. Lately one guy from
whoreleons go there to work, but the white guys don't think he last too long, all days he complain THE COFFEE TOO WEAK,
IS TOO FAR FROM THE EASS ENDS, BDPHAC IS ON MY CASE, Etc...,

guy, GUY, we needs to send more guys uptowns...... I guess it's dum dum's turn

by BDPHAC January 28, 2005

an upton

someone who is canadien and shows so by saying stupid stuff

Most canadiens are uptons as well

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

uptarded

uptarded: stupid or moronic

Example: The Facebook staff are uptarded.

by Ashley&Andrew January 3, 2009

Uptownifide

adj-
1. Originated by Uptowners from New Orleans, a die hard Uptown person from New Orleans.

2. You bound to rep Uptown where ever you go.

3. Someone who represents Uptown a lot

4. When everybody knows you from Uptown

1. "You could tell from the way he act that that nigga Uptownified!"

2. "Oh yea she from out that 3rd Ward she so uptownifide!

3. "Bitch im a uptownidied hustla!"

by N.O. Slang December 9, 2008

uptipping

to inquire, request, or demand a sexual rub down post massage

Chong Ke Limp: Will you be uptipping today sir?

Richard: Yes, get on my schlong

by dtw2 August 22, 2011