Twob

A person who is both a 'twat' and a 'snob'

Did she just like her own profile picture? Wow she is such a twob.

by kathycheese123 September 24, 2012

Twob

A person who is a mix of a twat and a knob. Just a general dick!

Have you met Andy Day, he's such a twob

by Hashtagbitch June 7, 2014

log twobbling

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

twobob

Class bloke with a great attitude towards friends and family.

twobob = respect

by simon hill May 27, 2003

Torben

Is a tiny purple squid, mostly seen in backyards. It likes flying around in the evening, always searching for food. Sometimes it flies to its owners fridge to snack something. Torbens have big families with often more than six children.

Oh you see, there is a Torben flying through our backyard!
Those are many children, it must be a Torben!
What a beautiful purple skin, only Torbens have it!

by Greyce_0308 March 16, 2018

Twombly

v. To take advantage of a girl who's shitfaced and rolling.

"He twombly-ed that girl at Umass...what a pathetic loser. Can't he get laid like a normal person? Or does he have to prey on the defenseless ones when everyone leaves?"

by Dave March 13, 2003

tword

Any word made by combining two other words to form a new, shortened single word.

Tword does what it says on the tin, as it is itself a word made by combining the two words, two words.

Popular slang examples include cankles (calf/ankles made famous by Shallow Hal) and moobs (man boobs) while marketeers delight in the creation of twords to describe either their products or market segments, for example infomercial and edutainment.

by margie F January 12, 2009