Twitter

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Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.

i already have a facebook status, why would i need a twitter?

im too young to have a twitter.

by in case you didnt know April 6, 2009

Twitter-tard

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.

Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.

by Ner-ack January 20, 2021

twitter tourettes

the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.

Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.

by texassocialite August 18, 2009

Geometry Dash Twitter

A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.

A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*

by The Clown Says "Palah" January 2, 2023

Twitter Litter

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009

Twitter Freak

Describes a Twitter User(s) who have little to no IQ, and use their time to harass other users for little to no reason.

Hayra: Stop playing that game, it's problematic!

Rev: Imagine being such a Twitter Freak.

by Ayori May 14, 2023

Twitter Stalking

When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.

Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.

"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)

"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)

by Anonymous4ever April 5, 2013