prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Twitch Thot

A shitty girl that uses twitch as a free porn website, uses their bodies to make 30+-year-old men donate money

Man 1: Why is that twitch thot here?
Man 2: She is trying to steal your money

by DimsumIsYum May 19, 2022

Ogre Twitch

When you rotate your crosshair / aim in a quick circular motion in a shooter game; often done to check for lag, sensitivity or controller calibrations. Popularized in early MLG Halo Combat Evolved tournaments, most likely from one of the famous Ogre twins.

That man keeps doing an Ogre Twitch on his controller! He must be warming up.

by Abacoot December 26, 2021

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.

"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."

by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009

Driver's Twitch

When someone cuts in front of you in a car or almost hits you while driving. They reach up a touch their forehead or scratch their head or rub they're face in shame.

Did you see that guy almost hit us! There goes the Driver's Twitch!

by watchin ya July 9, 2010

twitch drone

The most annoying thing in the game Rainbow six: Siege

SHOOT THE TWITCH DRONE ALREADY!

by MERC907 January 28, 2018