carpool tunnel syndrome

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011

titty tunnel of love

The space between a woman's breasts that is formed when they are squeezed together.

Shannon squeezed her boobs together, creating a beautiful titty tunnel of love.

by thenapedog January 26, 2011

Tuneil

A female name, simply meaning special.

Tuneil is pretty awesome, isn't she?

by Spriggsy February 3, 2010

Tunnel Hearing

When someone is so focused on listening to one thing and cant hear anything else.
When someone can only hear one thing at a time, instead the culmination of sound from the entire room.

u have to yell at your friend multiple times to get his attention because he has tunnel hearing and is watching t.v.

by JankyJank6767 March 18, 2010

Tounce

Used to give a negative answer; to no extent; to refuse

She is waiting for me to confirm if I'll go to her house but I'll tounce.
She asked me to help her move in to her new house but I tounced. ; past tense

by Bobstone October 22, 2019

Tunca

The best surname in the world. Only the ones chosen by God have this surname.

Im in the family of Tunca

by YouSaladMicrowave November 13, 2019

Tunnel Jelly

Fecal residue left within the walls of one’s anus when preparing for anal sex

Wondering why his girlfriend was mad, Brody looked at her strap on and realized he must’ve not showered well enough, because the entire toy was covered in tunnel jelly.

by Buttmonkey69 February 26, 2022