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Tubes

A slang used to describe the shape and size of a woman who's tit's are enormous is a unpleasant way.
Hey, check out the "tubes" on Connie, fuck, I bet those long fat discusting fat tits would fill a five gallond pail!!! What a sickening bitch!!!
by Lambton Man January 16, 2007
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tubesteak

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.
dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!
by lewaazz July 21, 2008
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tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.
Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!
by eda-skip May 15, 2023
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Truessence

A word describing an individual who has delusions that he knows how to write poetry and is a romantic.

Also an individual who is a homosexual-in-hiding, wears ugly jewelry, clothes that don't match, and is a hippie tree-hugger through and through.
He's such a Truessence, that poetry was awful.
by falsename March 30, 2009
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Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!
by teamscott October 30, 2008
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Trueskin

Trueskin is having a white name
I am a trueskin
by Trueskin October 1, 2021
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Texaco Tubesteak

Another phrase to describe a roller dog.
Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.
by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009
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