Pizza trap

When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.

That asshole Zack left a pizza trap for me.

by yhtomit91 October 12, 2011

Kotatsu Trap

When you are so toasty warm and comfortable in your kotatsu, escape is impossible.

I really need to go to the bathroom, but it's so warm and comfortable here, I can't move - I'm in a kotatsu trap!

by walkman50 January 2, 2012

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.

Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!

by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014

suburban tractor

when a suburban housewife hires a southern male prostitute to come pleasure her in her minivan.

"I rode the suburban tractor so hard last night"

by soccermom;) April 26, 2014

Big Tractor

A large and or angry woman of any age. Generally 18 to 60

"Far out Shes a big Tractor."

by Theresnonamesunused July 15, 2018

Perjury Trap

When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.

I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!

by Fo Gish November 13, 2018

Trout trap

During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.

Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.

by Kissel August 23, 2023