toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.

-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"

by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

Tootle

To be had by a person of mischief, tricked, deceived in a way that is almost comical, to experience another man's shananagaens, to fall in to the antics of a mischeivious man.

Man, when I realized he had hacked into my computer and tootled everything up, I knew it was done by a tootle. Thats when I decided to buy anti-tootle software. The Tootling has almost been untootled, but I still smell the stench of tootleism.

by MarcusP22 November 12, 2006

Tootle

the elimination of a small amount of urine after one passes gas.

Stop tootleing, you are getting the couch all wet.

Jill tootled and had to change her pant suit.

by doctorhandsome September 8, 2011

toodle

A cross between a Terrier and a Poodle.

"My dog's mother was a Poodle, and his father a Terrier, so that makes him a "Toodle."

by Kalani November 28, 2003

Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

tooled out

being "creeped out" by one who displays toolish characteristics.

Im soooo tooled out by him right now.

"I'm so big you can't see me"= tooled out

by tool of the day April 14, 2008