Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

tokein

rollin blunts and smokein

ay yo my bitch tokein in the other room

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

cpr toking

The process of toking (marijuana) by blowing the smoke directly into another person's mouth.
Resembles performing CPR.

"Last night my friends and I smoked a fat blunt, and then this hot chick and I started CPR toking."

by 'Miri January 15, 2006

Toeing

The sexually act of inserting one's big toe into a vagina.

Tony took his socks off and look Becky sexually and said want a toeing my dear ;)!!

by The_degenerate94 January 15, 2019

Toking Up

The act of smoking a joint or smoking a form of marijuana to get high.

Dude... I was at this totally rad party last night and started toking up.

by Parzavel October 1, 2016

dead toenail babies

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion

Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there

by Super Joe The Frenchy looking guy May 17, 2008

Toeing

The verb 'Toeing' refers to an act of foreplay of which shares the basis of fingering. However, instead of the stimulation preceding from the fingers to pleasure the receiver, the provider of the gratification will expertly utilise their toes in order to aid in the other's journey to euphoria.

Last night, me and my girlfriend tried out toeing for the first time... I forgot to wash my feet beforehand and I might have given her gangrene, whoops!

by Gamer God June 30, 2019