Oil Rigging

When two guys have anal sex with each other at the same time. Guy A fucks guy B in the ass while guy B fucks guy A in the ass. Also known as reverse anal double butt fucking.

Yowseph and Fernando were oil rigging all last night.

by Yan bafa May 16, 2015

Oil-seal

A circular, rubber lipped seal that fits snuggly onto a shaft, keeping oil inside a component for lubrication whilst the shaft rotates.

See how he smites the hammer atop the chisel and deftly taps the oil-seal into place in the hub.

by Penfold2 July 29, 2007

Drinking oil

Something absolutely ridiculous or nonsensical. A very stupid idea. Drunk on slip (oil)

What’s wrong with him
He must have been drinking oil

by Boojump February 15, 2023

oil the hinges

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

by Mesilla January 5, 2014

maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".

I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

oil show

Similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. Usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. The girl generally ends up naked.

Jim: My girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
Jack: Really?
Jim: Yar - she rubbed baby oil ALL OVER her body while dancing to music. She started in lingerie and finished naked.
Jack: Fuck, I'd love to see that - she's hot as.

by Torx69 November 6, 2012

Gammon oil

The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.

No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.

by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023