dog tired

I have no idea of the origins of this word, so my understanding of it may be wrong, but where I come from its a phrase that means you're so completely tired that you're over tired or totally beat. I can only hguess its a reference to the fact that a lot of dogs seem to sleep a lot and thus appear to always be tired and in need of sleep.

I pulled a double shift last night and when I got home the neighbours were having a rowdy party with loud music and I couldn't get any decent sleep. I am already dog tired and I have another double shift tomorrow.

dog tired by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004

I don't get tired 

Your a real ass nigga. Also means you like to eat the booty.Hard work and determation makes you not get tired. Kevin gates dont get tired. Kevin gates also eats a lot of booty.

Hey kevin you gonna take a nap today? Well I don't get tired.

I got 6 jobs I dont get tired.

I don't get tired by jadabae May 26, 2015

Saturday Tired 

The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.

A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.

"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"

"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"

Saturday Tired by JadeWalking October 27, 2012

I’m so tired 

An expression used to denote when someone is “fed-up” or sick of something and/or doesn’t want to hear any more about it

Person 1: “Laura said all men are pigs again for the 8th time today”

Person 2: I’m so tired

I’m so tired by vladislav May 4, 2018

American Airlines Tired 

Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.

Today has been so horrible, I'm American Airlines tired.

American Airlines Tired by jeffsmith96162 September 4, 2019

I'm Tired

1. Not being able to go to sleep because of a project due and you rant to google about it

2. When someone asks you if you're okay when you're really not, so you don't have to explain why you're not okay.

3. What a female says when she's indicating she doesn't want sex.

I have this 10 page essay due tomorrow.
*Goes to Google*
"Google I'm tired. "

"Hey, you good, dude. You look horrible."
"Yeah, I'm just tired."

*Rolls over in bed*
"I don't feel like it tonight. I'm tired.

I'm Tired by PaperBagTuesday October 17, 2018

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008