Thirsty Walter

Punching a straw through a baby's dirty diaper and sucking out the contents.

That dude is a pervert. I caught him doing a Thirsty Walter on my kid's diaper.

by sinatras corpse April 9, 2010

The Third Wheel Test

A test to see if a guy and a girl are more than just friends. You hang out with them, and if you feel like a third wheel, there is something more going on.

-"Are John and Ashley dating?"
-"They claim to be 'just friends,' but I ran the third wheel test and it came out positive"

by #3'd May 25, 2010

dirty third

Sometimes used as a synonym for the Dirty South; derived from the terms "Dirty South" and "Third Coast"

This ain't New York. This ain't L.A. This is the Dirty Third.

by dirtythird October 15, 2006

Thirsty Dog

To perform cunnilingus
To eat from the bushy plate
To drink form the furry cup
To lick the holiest of holys (sp?)

Bloke1 - Wow that birds fit over there!
Bloke2 - Tell me about it mate! I'd lick it like a thirsty dog!
Bloke1 - Mate, I'd learn to breath through my ears If I went out with that!
etc.

by Franco Baresi June 29, 2006

Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007

thirstiful

When one feels thirsty and full simultaneously.

"I've drunk so much water and my stomach feels as though I could not drink another drop, but my thirst is still not quite quenched."
"Ah, you're thirstiful."

by Charding July 15, 2015

Logan Thirtyacre

Just a controversial Floridian YouTuber and internet drama. He is famous for being the creator of the SML webseries and the channel of the same name in which is a successor to the (now-deleted) SuperMarioLogan channel.

Logan Thirtyacre is just a Floridian Mario fan

by Ryan900USAYT November 29, 2022