A type of crime where an individual takes it upon himself to unlawfully borrow expensive jewelry narcotics and other improvisions, also check out (galen) the worlds best conman
My g****** m*********** h** of a c**** was caught stealing s*** from my b****** of a sons home last night, theft ass
by MrInfo August 6, 2019
Get the Theftmug. The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
by smarttard December 22, 2023
Get the Nut theft automug. by RyoMasterSan March 13, 2020
Get the Grand Theft Automug. When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
Get the theft of free willmug. A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.
Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta
by Pablo Picasso Finger Puppet November 22, 2024
Get the Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft [beta]mug. Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber
Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*
Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five
In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
Person: *kills her with car*
Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five
In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
by Rolbloxoof February 10, 2018
Get the grand theft auto fivemug. 