Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 09, 2024

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Crocodile Cunt

A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.

My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt

by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023

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Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 31, 2014

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Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

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