by garbungle November 4, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID‑19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS‑CoV‑2).1 The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019.46 The World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January, and a pandemic on 11 March.78 As of 24 May 2020, more than 5.37 million cases of COVID-19 have been reported in more than 188 countries and territories, resulting in more than 343,000 deaths. More than 2.14 million people have recovered from the virus.5
The virus is primarily spread between people during close contact,c most often via small droplets produced by coughing,d sneezing, and talking.91012 The droplets usually fall to the ground or onto surfaces rather than travelling through air over long distances.9 Less commonly, people may become infected by touching a contaminated surface and then touching their face.910 It is most contagious during the first three days after the onset of symptoms, although spread is possible before symptoms appear, and from people who do not show symptoms.910
The virus is primarily spread between people during close contact,c most often via small droplets produced by coughing,d sneezing, and talking.91012 The droplets usually fall to the ground or onto surfaces rather than travelling through air over long distances.9 Less commonly, people may become infected by touching a contaminated surface and then touching their face.910 It is most contagious during the first three days after the onset of symptoms, although spread is possible before symptoms appear, and from people who do not show symptoms.910
by yeetus veetus May 24, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away
by ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️your girl 👧 Rae May 9, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. 
Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
Get the Coronavirusmug. A virus that was made in Wuhan, China by a stupid ass, dumb ass, bat soup eating Chinese person. Some people don’t believe it and Some gettin all the toilet paper. It’s probably the Karens tbh.
Trump: You should inject lysol into your body to kill the Coronavirus.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.
Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.
Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.
by assassin of the arts April 27, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
Get the Coronavirusmug.