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california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
by Jack inoff May 26, 2019
mugGet the california blendermug.

blender boy

by urmum.cuMm June 1, 2018
mugGet the blender boymug.

blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
mugGet the blender bollocksmug.

blender in cock!

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!
by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019
mugGet the blender in cock!mug.

Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.
by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025
mugGet the Frog in a blendermug.

Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.
He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.
by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020
mugGet the Blender-Heartmug.

In da blender

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem
by Yaego baby October 10, 2020
mugGet the In da blendermug.

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