Filthy walnut

When a women puts dirty nuts in her mouth.

Oh my god I can't believe I ate that filthy walnut!

by Pecan sandie August 5, 2016

Walnut blast

An incredible amount of nutty flavored semen.

I'm from Jersey, wanna walnut blast my engine bay like a bunch of Christian Brothers?

by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018

walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

by The4house January 30, 2022

Walnut Creek

walnut creek is a school in Erie PA where the dumbass kids with rich white parents go to. it is full of stupid bitches who rely on their parents’ money or people who are fake as hell and overly nice. they take too much pride in that shitstorm of a school so much that they don’t realize that everything is not about them and their school. it is also filled with wannabe boys and hoes. fuck that school.

person 1: oh my god everyone here is wearing Gucci

person 2: it must be walnut creek. that school is awful.

by ittybittylitty August 23, 2018

Shaggy walnut

Scrotum

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!

by Nuphagus April 12, 2020