Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

surprise pickle

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.

1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"

by Stare July 23, 2014

Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020

Surprise Communism

A different way to say robbery

yo, Surprise Communism, give me your money

by RandomAnvil November 9, 2020

skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016

Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up

Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast

by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017