prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

Lil Oyster

The sexiest rapper of all time. He destroys all of the pussies. He frequently murders Foggy Bob with his lusty words that are full of meaning

Thot 1 "Lil Oyster is so hot"
Thot 2 "He makes me wet every time"

by Bigpimpdaddy69 January 11, 2019

Ugly-Oyster

A sexual act in which a man and woman scissor legs while the man rubs his anus on the compliant female's vagina in a scissored position until climax is attained. Flatulence and defecation are usually involved as enhancements to the act.

Obsessed with filthy sex, Joanna can only climax during an ugly-oyster.

by oystermaster July 26, 2013

Oyster Soup

The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.

I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.

by TheBrettMan April 23, 2011

whistling oyster

a pussy that's been peen pounded sooo hard, that its just quivering. and if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean!... no joke, try it some time.

god damn i fucked the shit out of Crissie last night, I gave her, just the meanest whistling oyster!

by John Q. Rape April 18, 2010

Oyster pop

Breaking wind from the vagina that is very putrid during intercourse and tends to linger for an indefinite amount of time.

"What was that explosion of wind?" Fred said "Sorry I oyster popped" said Julie

"I can't get the smell of oyster pop out of my beard"

"There's still a yellow cloud lingering in my room from all those oyster pops last night"

"Dude why does you're room smell like rank clam and febreze?" "Jessica was over last night and she was oyster popping all over the place"

"I could tell by the look on Jeffrey's face after I oyster popped that he didn't wanna see me anymore"

by Rusalka March 4, 2015

vagina oyster

Quarter size (or larger) fleshy pieces that come out of the vagina during mensturation. Resembles the inside meaty portion of an oyster.

Come see this vagina oyster that came out onto my maxi pad.

by Tag1106 December 9, 2017