Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.

I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.

by Hoorah John July 17, 2023

Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011

Crocodile Dundeeznuts

AKA Mick Dundeeznuts. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.

"Crocodile Dundeeznuts come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023

crocodile gut

When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.

"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."

by rickmcclure October 14, 2016

Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.

John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot

by Memecatcher January 4, 2017