crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.

I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.

by Hoorah John July 17, 2023

Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011

Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.

"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."

by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015

Crocodile Crikey

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"

"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"

by GrimXD_ March 7, 2021

Crocodile Dundeeznuts

AKA Mick Dundeeznuts. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.

"Crocodile Dundeeznuts come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023

Crocodile Cunt

A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.

My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt

by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023