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Textually Potent

When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.
Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.

Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.
by The Great Gift Bearer August 12, 2012
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Textual Healing

A temporary autonomous zone where interdisciplinary art can heal us all, as equal bodies in space.
That textual healing really soothed my soul.

This nerdy dance party is some great textual healing!
by machineryOnite September 22, 2016
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Textual Harassment

When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.
My crazy ex girlfriend who still wants something from me likes to initiate in textual harassment.
by Big Shermy August 23, 2010
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Textual Abuse

When an overly aggressive potential partner you only met once won't stop text messaging you
That kid just blew me up again! I never should have gave that textual abuser my number!!!
by Boston Homey December 20, 2010
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textually overanalyztical

Critically over-analyzing something someone texted, IM'd, or wrote on your profile's wall.
"Maggie must hate me, she didn't text back that she loves me."
"Dude, stop being textually overanalyztical. Just put the phone down, and lets go fishing."
by ALJOVIDO January 5, 2009
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Textual Molestation

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
by Dave Damon July 15, 2015
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textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.
We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.
by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013
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