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It pays the taxes

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010
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Tejeshwar

You're such a Tejeshwar
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teoesque

Acting in a various form of ways. Anything that can be related to acting gay, retarded, or just like a douchebag can be classified as acting "teoesque".
Wow, that kid is such a queer, look at how teoesque he is acting.

Did you see Tom Cruise on Oprah? That fool was definitely acting teoesque.
by Digger K April 23, 2006
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teleslutties

Young girls (middle school and lower) who dress and act like whores. Much akin to prostitots.
You can't even walk down the street without being followed by those teleslutties getting out of school early.
by JohnnyMurman June 20, 2006
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telespooning

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.
Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.
by Bructus December 20, 2010
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snorg tees

the website that uses hot chicks in there ads
A chick in her under ware wearing a snorg tees
by naked chipmunk March 12, 2011
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snorg tees

an add that shows up on the side of urban dictionary, showing alot of hot chicks in tees. one notable add is a hot chick black short shorts and a grey tee shirt that says "Warning: I am tripping on you",she has a horney and surprised expression on her face with her mouth partialy opened like as if shes saying "huh!?". she distract you from the tee shirt add and gives you an errection lasting for 2 hours
snorg Tees, the company that uses hot chicks that are too disctracting and make people focus on the chicks insted of there products
by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011
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