Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer

Michael: Hey so did you see Ted Cruz in the polls?
John: What? Do you mean the Zodiac Killer?

by MackMurphy May 11, 2016

Ted Turner

I don't know where that moron got that Ted Turner was a republican. He's probably in the top ten most liberal people is the U.S.

-Ted Turner is a neo conservative
-You're dumb

by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.

"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015

ted laguatan jr

Ted Laguatan Jr Is a wealthy mega heir connected to multiple billionaires and also the owner several food and beverage related companies in the Philippines. He is often compared to Ramsay bolton is and is one of the most hated ceos in the Philippines. Net Worth $39 MILLION DOLLARS.

ted laguatan jr is an arsehole

by wupadupa November 19, 2021

Ted Templeman

Former lead singer/drummer/guitarist for the Santa Cruz based band "The Tikis", who later became "Harpers Bizarre" and had the hit song "Feeling Groovy" with fellow band mates Dick Yount, Eddie James, Dickie Scoppetone and John Peterson, formally of the Beau Brummels.

Soon after Harpers broke up Ted bacame one of the most successful producers at Warner Brothers as the man behind the scenes for: Van Morrison, the Doobie Brothers, Nicolette Larson, and discovered and produced a little know club band named "Van Halen", as well as projects for Michael McDonald and David Lee Roth, Little Feat, Captain Beefheat, Ronnie Montrose, Aerosmith, Clapton, and others

Ted retired from W/B in 1998 but was recently tapped by Joan Jet to produce an album for her.

See: Ted Templeman producer - Doobie Brothers (most, if not all albums) - Van Morrison (two albums) - Nicolette Larson - Little Feat - Van Halen

by Jeezthumper July 15, 2010

Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".

I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!

by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016

Ted Shackleford

The man in the yellow hat from curious George.

That guy Ted Shackleford is so sexy, I nut the second I see him

by Scruggssa September 18, 2019