Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!

by some medic August 17, 2007

Technicality Win

Whereby you win an argument through a technicality.

Germany has a history of evil - Person A

Hitler was technically Austrian - Person B

Damn. That's a TECHNICALITY WIN - Person A

by CommunismFails. January 10, 2010

Technical

Raymus c.2003. Someone who possesses enough knowhow and common sense to GET THINGS DONE.

Migsy, you're technical. Can you show me how to turn the playstation on?

by Mickey Dangerous July 5, 2004

Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.

That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.

by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013

technical metal

A sub genre of metal combining technical and complex guitar and drum patterns often associated with polyrhythms, djent and odd time signatures, with distorted rhythms. Some good examples of technical metal bands are "The Dillinger Escape Plan" and "Polyphia."

Another name for Technical Metal is Progressive Metal.

Person 1: Hey dude! Check out this new band! They are so technical.

Person 2: Nice dude! I love Technical Metal!

Person 1: I love the polyrhythm riff technicalities of the guitar riffs and drum patterns!

by lakebehemoth February 15, 2014

Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.

I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day

by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019

Pleasure Technician

The 21st century & politically correct term for Prostitute or whore.

The Pleasure Technicians are still sellling their bodies for Sex........

by Seth Mythrax November 2, 2015