Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.
Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.
by Maxi G March 10, 2010
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girl taint

Also known as "the alley", girl taint is the space between the anus (the dumpster) and the vagina (the garden).
If you intentionally drool onto the girl taint while eating pussy, it lubricates the asshole beneath it potentially paving the way to slippery hot pot hole action for your flesh dildo.
by Cockmagic76 February 11, 2015
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taint freeze

a medical symptom identified by a painful chilling sensation in the taint region
That ice cube up the puss gave me such bad taint freeze I had to take an advil
by BlastingZone November 04, 2011
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taint fog

When you fart and the air gets trapped under your balls. A portable dutch-oven, if you will. Not to be confused with taint mist*

Taint Mist* - Common symptom of holding taint fog too long. The onset of taint fog precipitation. A rookie mistake. May cause taint rash*

Taint Rash* - A rash on your taint due to abundance of taint mist.
Sam: Why are you sitting like that?
Kyle: Dude, if I move I will release the taint fog.
Sam: You better let it go soon or it will cause taint mist.
Kyle: Bring on the flood.
Sam: Don't be a hero. You don't wanna fucks with taint rash.
by ksooz October 25, 2010
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Raymond's Taint

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.

Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?
by Jane Doughski March 21, 2009
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taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want
hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 16, 2008
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Taint deep

When you're too hardcore not to shove your balls in too.
"Hahah you were balls deep, right brah?"
"Nah meng, taint deep, slut took it all.
by Hardcore meng August 04, 2010
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