by urmommyyy May 27, 2019
Get the soft boi mug.The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
Get the Japanese Soft Serve mug.i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
by Jay Boon October 1, 2007
Get the Charmin Soft mug.An English techno-pop band from the 80's. Most famous for their hit song Tainted Love. Considered a one hit wonder in America, but they have many more in England.
The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)
The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)
by the best M May 11, 2009
Get the Soft Cell mug.To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't like you very much.)
Kim just kept tugging at my dick. She just kept soft jacking me until I came. That chick sure is ugly but she can soft jack like a pro!
by Sam Giberson September 22, 2007
Get the soft jacking mug.A soft rant is similar to a rant in that it's a long-winded, one-sided outpouring of difficulties the person is facing. However, while a rant is usually done in anger or frustration, a soft rant is done in a more depressed/disappointed/hopeless manner.
Example: I've been having a lot going on in my life, and I thought maybe a soft rant might help me get some of it off my chest.
Example: Sigh. Okay, readers, I'm going to soft rant about some of the things that have happened recently.
Hard rant about taxes:
The f*cking government thinks they own us! They shove as much onto us as they possibly can and think we'll just accept it and move on with our f*cking pathetic excuses for lives. Well, no - not this time! I've had it up to here with their f*cking lies and excuses, and this time, they're gonna hear about it! I work my f*cking ass off all day in a miserable, dead end job, trying to feed my wife and kids, and then the f*cking government steps in and steals it all!
Soft rant about taxes:
Well, I understand the government needs to protect us and all, and give us our schools and libraries and roads, but do they really have to be taking so much? I just don't know what to do anymore. I have a minimum wage job with no chance of promotion, yet I'm trying to feed my family and still have enough left over to move out of my small apartment. Just when it looked like it couldn't get any worse, my car breaks down. I'd have money to fix it if the taxes weren't so high, and I've cut our budget down to the bare necessities. I have nothing left to give. I just don't know what to do.
Example: Sigh. Okay, readers, I'm going to soft rant about some of the things that have happened recently.
Hard rant about taxes:
The f*cking government thinks they own us! They shove as much onto us as they possibly can and think we'll just accept it and move on with our f*cking pathetic excuses for lives. Well, no - not this time! I've had it up to here with their f*cking lies and excuses, and this time, they're gonna hear about it! I work my f*cking ass off all day in a miserable, dead end job, trying to feed my wife and kids, and then the f*cking government steps in and steals it all!
Soft rant about taxes:
Well, I understand the government needs to protect us and all, and give us our schools and libraries and roads, but do they really have to be taking so much? I just don't know what to do anymore. I have a minimum wage job with no chance of promotion, yet I'm trying to feed my family and still have enough left over to move out of my small apartment. Just when it looked like it couldn't get any worse, my car breaks down. I'd have money to fix it if the taxes weren't so high, and I've cut our budget down to the bare necessities. I have nothing left to give. I just don't know what to do.
by AProg December 12, 2010
Get the soft rant mug.Soft & wet is a stand in the popular manga and anime JoJo's bizarre adventure, Soft & wet is the stand of the main character in JoJo's bizarre adventure part 8 used by Josuke higashikata who has the nickname "Gappy" based on the gap between his teeth. Soft & wet has the main ability of plunder which Soft & wet will throw a bubble at someone or something stealing a part of them Example "Soft & wet just stole the friction off the ground"
by God damn nerd December 15, 2020
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