Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.
Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise
by JFreshReed November 08, 2010
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surprise pickle

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.
1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"
by Stare July 23, 2014
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fecal surprise

The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.

Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Wow you look horrible.

Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.
by !BlackDeath! November 15, 2007
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Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."
by T3hTool August 15, 2011
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Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
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sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.
He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
by pacfan834 November 26, 2007
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skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.
Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.
by Skeet surprise March 30, 2016
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