National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16

Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*

by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

Jay Suckyoulow

A play on the name of the Mobster in Chief’s personal attorney, Jay Sekulow.

Yup, they call me Jay Suckyoulow because I’ve been getting a continuous blowjob in the form of a steady stream of big money throughout this corrupt presidency!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

Suckyoubitch

A bitch that sucks not only a penis but a man's whole life and drains his bank account without any remorse until he has absolutely nothing.

Damn Sally is a real suckyoubitch she took everything from him and left him to be alone

by Troyonedeep August 15, 2019

suckyouonthebus

A oral sexual act performed on a tour bus.

I bent her over the fire hydrant and she turned around and said I'll suckyouonthebus!!

by BradleyNoz December 14, 2022