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tuba stunt 

The art of sexual intercourse that involves the man with a strong back and haunches and a robust woman of questionable nature.

To perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by The Undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.

From there the woman peforms fellatio on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman's vagina to the tune of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part II" while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.

Note: The move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.
Dale and Donna were tuba stunting all weekend at the Holiday Inn, now Dale's back is sore as hell.
tuba stunt by Wormy LaRue July 29, 2009
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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee 

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

bubble stunt 

this is what happens wen a friend of mine gets excited around girls but it varies depending on who is around him. it can vary from a little bubble in the the corner of his mouth to a big ass mother fucker of a bubble all down one the side of his face wen he does this we call him bubble
when he is around girls he does his bubble stunt and it is fukin well funny coz he can't help himself he starts to dribble all over everyone if you gt too close to him you get fukin soaked

cheap stunt 

A money grabbing scheme organised by a typically low-life company or individual.
IMVU stealing names to put on the premium list is a cheap stunt.
cheap stunt by Zara Kaine April 21, 2016

junkie stunt 

Something that a junkie would do; A stunt that a junkie would pull, usually something grimy and fucked up (lie, steal, turn tricks for drugs, etc.).
I went to sell this bitch some crack, and she tried to junkie stunt me with these fake-ass $20 bills!
That bitch junkie stunted me! I woke up this morning and my money was gone!
She's just junkie stunting so she can get high.
junkie stunt by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

JUNKY STUNT 

A person who trys to trick you or someone who act like they forgot to pay up.
You: Where is my money?
Person: I will give it to you tomorrow.
You: Don't make me put a foot in your ass.
Person: I promise, I will.
You: Ok, you better watch it or be a victim.

tomorrow never comes. thats a junky stunt.
JUNKY STUNT by MARIO ELLIS September 8, 2007