Detoxing yourself of lust and stress

When, for sometimes no reason, you begin to spontaneously either scream, or attempt to sing along to Metal, Death Metal, or Rock lyrics. Generally, the singer fails very badly at singing, and it is possible for the person to become emotional while singing. (crying, inserting people's names into the song) Generally this event happens after a breakup, but it could happen after any sort of stressful event.

Ryan: "Hey, why's Bryan screaming so loud?"
Sam: "He's doing that whole "Detoxing yourself of lust and stress" thing he does whenever Paula leaves him."
Ryan: "Aww, poor guy."
Bryan: "BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, ARGGHHHH!!"

by rfry11 July 8, 2009

Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.

"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."

by SamR1203 June 16, 2008

stressbaker

Someone who cooks or bakes to relieve stress.

So you baked a double batch of brownies because you're worried about your audition results? Wow, you're such a stressbaker!

by batski January 2, 2011

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.

Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost

by Lockon Stratos January 4, 2020

strauss

Technically, either Johann Strauss the Waltz King or Richard Strauss, the more serious composer who wrote tone poems and operas. Among real musicians, though, 'Strauss' almost invariably refers to Richard Strauss. You are a total noob if you think music festivals and professional orchestras program silly waltzes all the time when you see Strauss in their repertoire.

"Hey, wanna come to my concert tonight? The conductor's amazing, and we're playing Strauss."

"Uhh...I don't know if I care to hear Emperor Waltz or the Blue Danube again."

"Aww come on- we're talking 'Death and Transfiguration' here!"

by spinningtabletop January 15, 2009

Scrust

The effect of masturbation and/or not showering over long periods of time resulting in lint build up on the testicles.
Combonation of scrotum and dust.

One day I experienced itching near my balls and I noticed Scrust on my genitals

by Awesomeblackman July 4, 2010

Stress

Caused when you go to a shitty crackpot high school where eveyrone acts like their on crack all the time in front of the teachers, who also act like their on crack because they totally approve of the unacceptable behavior. When people are throwing stuff at you and other people, adn their is no respect for the community, where people just shun each other and make racist comments without a good reason, and you are just standing there unable to beleive whats going on in your pathetic little world, and start to question your sanity. and your brain constantly blanks out because you are trying to figure out why everyone is sooo FUCKED UP, and you are possibly the only normal (or were) human being existing in that place.
And when you stay in that pathetic world for a while, hmmm, lets say, about 10 months, you start to lose your identity and become one of these pathetic creatures. it IS sad. With all this stress you start to act up on everyone to the point where your mom wants to disown you and now your life is like some kinda shitty movie of a teenagers shitty life. word of advice? DONT come to central jersey.

Person Talking to Girl Under This Stress: OMG, could you help me?

Girl Under This Stress: NO, GET THE FUCK AWAY!!! OMG WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT SOMETHING FROM ME???WHY CANT YOU ALL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE???

Person talking to Girl Under This Stress: Wow, you have some serious issues!!!

Girl Under This Stress: Yeah, its like I dont know who I am anymore! The world is slowly ocming to an end with all these crackpotted aholes!!

by STRESSED4LIFE February 4, 2009