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retarded stranger

First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.
Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.
by Duff McGee December 4, 2005
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Perfect Strangers

A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoTaisFMIE
A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers
by my new favorite song May 4, 2009
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stranger danger

The old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he's only 27 and plays guitar. Also used to describe height advantages in prison.
"Man, I wish I had a strangerdanger."

"Mom, a strangerdanger tried to hit on me today :("
by Nis January 13, 2005
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stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.
by Action Steve May 28, 2006
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Welcome Stranger

The welcome stranger is a less known form of "anal sex." It incorporates an erect penis stealthily slipping into ones anus without the recipient realising until it's too late. If the receiver does not wish to partake in covert affairs, the welcome stranger then becomes "rape" or more specifically, "anal rape." However, when the recipient does wish to take park in this odd activity, he or she yells "Welcome Stranger!" Or in French, where the position was invented, "Bienvenue!" This lets the initiator know that he may proceed without trouble.
"Well there's a move I never thought possible. The welcome stranger. I won't be able to sit down for days!"

"Arghhh! My dick!!! Never underestimate a butt plug!!!"

"Oooohh, that was stealthy. I haven't had any action for a while, mayswell take what I can get. Welcome Stranger! Welcome Stranger!"
by Gary the goat October 19, 2014
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stragedy

An ill-advised and single-mindedly pursued strategy, which inevitably or predictably brings about failure of the strategist's project.
The US stragedy of favoring the Shiite factions merely led to intensification of Civil War in Iraq and ultimately to the formation of a Shiite Islamic Superstate in the region.

It might be argued the attempt to import Western-style democracy to a very different and dynamic culture without first understanding the culture's historical development or its religious and philosphical underpinnings constitutes the fundamental US stragedy for Iraq.
by Russell Clark November 26, 2006
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Straberry Shortcake

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.
Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!
by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004
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