The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025

"I found a new game for my Nintendo for about fifteen stitches!"
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."
by Jm8a May 10, 2023

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016

A reform to previous actions to the point of being considered cooler than the average guy. New swagger.
Someone leaving they old life behind and switchin up so hard that you gotta admit they got swag now
Someone leaving they old life behind and switchin up so hard that you gotta admit they got swag now
by arez_rel August 8, 2025

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.
by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020

Someone who helped you recover from your last failed relationship, but turns around and either cheats on you or breaks your heart again.
"UGH, He/She is such a STITCH BREAKER!
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.
by Kiwi Chan April 24, 2020
